A little fun in this overly serious election. Geez, does Obama have a sense of humor? Everyone knows the Tina Fey and Palin similarities but what about the others?
Keith Olbermann - Don't watch MSNBC. I'll give you the lowlights.
(Enter today's Date) Hate Bush, Hate O'Reilly, Love Obama, Hate Republicans. Dog bites man, blame the right. Olbermann gets angry. Olbermann gets snarky.
Teddy Kennedy - The co-patriarch of the Democratic party. He killed a woman by driving drunk, crashing his car into a channel, escaping but leaving her to die of asphyxiation in the car while he walks to a hotel room to go to sleep and plan his story. He shouldn't be in office but the people of Massachusetts have kept him in for the past 46 years. He is also a hypocrite on alternative energy solutions.
Robert Byrd - The other co-patriarch of the Democratic party. Former Ku Klux Klan Exalted Cyclops. If this man was in the Republican party (thankfully he is not), the party would be blasted but he is a central figure (President Pro Tempore) in the Democratic party. He should not be in the Senate but the West Virginians have voted him in for the past 49 years.
Mark Foley - The former Republican congressman sent sexually explicit text messages to teenage boys. Need I say more why he makes the jug head list.
John Edwards - This one disgusts me as a human being. Edwards discloses that his wife, Elizabeth, has cancer but continues on the campaign trail with her encouragement while she receives treatement. What he fails to share is while on the campaign trail, he is banging the videographer; who he is paying with campaign contributions, and allegedly, fathers a child with her.
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